Little Hard Poo

by Fagsy Malone

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Poo story told in lyric and melody by Fagsy Malone.

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A friend of mine woke up on her only day off
And had to make a deposit at her nearby bank
She decided just to wear what she had slept in that night
Which was an old beat-up t-shirt and some boxer shorts
She was nude underneath the boxer shorts
But it didn't matter for just a quick trip
So she went to the bank and got in line
In an old beat up t-shirt and some boxer shorts
Standing in line she had to fart
She decided she could just let it out
With no one noticing anything at all
(Why would anyone notice anything at all?)
Well a little hard poo came out of her butt
Rolled down her leg and landed in the line
Right in the bank the little hard poo
Was sittin' with her in line at the bank
People started sniffin' and a-squirmin' about
And she acted like she didn't know what it was about
People were sniffin' and holdin' their nose
Cause the little hard poo was stinking up the room

Little hard poo popped out of her butt
(Little hard poo)
Little hard poo popped out of her butt
(little hard poo)

People started sniffin' and a-squirmin' about
And she acted like she didn't know what it was about
People were sniffin' and holdin' their nose
Cause the little hard poo was stinking up the room yeah

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released October 25, 2015

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Fagsy Malone Los Angeles, California

Fagsy Malone is the host of his own original podcast 'Under The Bus With Fagsy' on iTunes and SoundCloud.

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